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Yeshiva is a Jewish university.
Oh why am I so stupid??
Because I am. That's why.

I have a NEW PROJECT GUYS>>>

Okay, so I came up with this fantastic idea to start a business.
Yes, Yes I did.
But I can't tell you what it is, just in case one of y'all sneaky little internet addicted idea thieving fools does not take it before I set it into motion.
OMG! But seriously guys, you will LOVE this.
I mean LOVE. LOVE.
ahhh, I wish I could get people's opinion on this.

But If anyone OUT there reads this, could you please give me a few of your thoughts on what clothing means to you? Like what is style? And how do you define it?

Thanks to anyone who sees this. K.
Adios Amigos!

College Things

Okay. So I got a 1640 on my SAT score. It's a bad score for me, but everyone around me is telling me that it is a "average" score. But the thing is that I don't want to be average. I want to be on a different level above average. Why am I so average at everything? I get average grades. I have average friends. Average parents. Average looks. I think i'm actually on the verge of being ugly.
Anyways, for once I just want to be spectacular, intelligent, anything. Anything but average.
I sent in a video for the Acuvue one day contest, and it was actually in my opinion a good video, compared to the other videos that I took. But I don't think I will get it. Some how I just have a feeling they were looking for somebody original. 
My one day dream? To be an actress.
Right. It's cliche. But it's honestly the only thing that I want to do. If someone came up to me today and was like: I release you from all your duties. Go do theater or audition for things, I swear I would just... I don't know, have a panic attack. I guess i'm trying to hard. Like maybe GOD has a bigger plan for me. The plan is to be average. I really really can't stand the word average. It's like someone calling you boring. Or a conformist.
Just No.

Anyways yea this blog is about college. SO yeah.

The possible college list for me is:

1. Yeshiva University
2. Penn State University
*3. Rensslear Polytechnic Institute
4.University of Pittsburgh
5. Columbia University
6. Georgetown University


Those are the universitites I chose
hahaahhaha. These are the colleges my mother wants me to go to:

1. Harvard
2. Princeton
3. NYU
4.Columbia
6. University of PA

hahahahah. I think i'm going into labor.

Nose piercing?

I want a nose piercing. I want one so bad. So so so bad. Yesterday I went on YouTube and basically watched videos on how to do your own nose piercing at home, because my parents will probably not allow me to get one. But whatever right?
Who says I need your permission?
LOL. My stupidity amuses me. They will eventually find out, and send my skinny ass to a faraway military boot camp  OR I might get an infection. (Please let it be the first one) *
Anyways so yes. I am planning on getting one.

2nd Bucket List Item:
GET A NOSE PIERCING.

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Hello My Lonely Pumpkins!

 I am back! And Stronger than ever! (hahahaha... not really)
Anywhooot...
So I have decided to create a Bucket List.
Now previously I have created a Bucket List but I never got around to actually doing shit on the list.

So, Le premier thing on my nouveau Bucket List is:

DrumRollpleasepleaseplease:

1. Go To a Coldplay concert! 

Now this might sound trivial to some bitches out there, but I heart Coldplay more than I heart my own heart. (ahhh. so lame)

Give me a break peps. Do ya really think that I write this shit for you?

Awkward

I can not. 

I can not

1. Let little ass bitches walk over me

2. Be affected by the stupid things people say about me

3. Let the little things go to my head

I swear today was again an awkward day. I feel that out of all of my awkward days, this one is the champion. The victor, the one who beat down all the other chosen awkward days. Literally slew the rest with an axe. Axe? axxxxxxxx.... ax. 

Okay, so lets begin with the fact that there is this annoying girl in my first period class, who says that I am not fit to be a mother. 

Now this naturally shouldn't annoy me. BUT. Who the fuck are you to say that about me. BITCH I DON'T KNOW YOU, AND YOU SURE AS HELL DON'T KNOW ME!

I'm sorry but aside from the small moments you see me in school you really really don't know me. 

I know I said that I didn't want children, but STILL. Plus do you know how awkward it is when someone is talking about you as low as they can but you still hear them?  #SOCIALFAIL

And you don't look like you could be a mother too, so pleeeeasssssssssee, don't say hypocritical Bullshit. 

 

*And ah don't even has a babiee.

Is there like some type of qualification for being a mother? Like specific qualifications. 

-I mean beside being a women, who menstruates.

Because I've seen some prrreetty neglectful moms. 

*And you look like a drug addict. Ok? OK? lmao ... cracking myself up on the www. And BITCHES should be more specific when they are trying to shit on someone. Like are you saying I won't be a GOOD MOM? or BAD MOM? lololol

So I have to do this project with this girl, and she needs a group to join, and she looks toward my typical group and I'm all like "hold up... hold up... I SAID HOLD UP BITCH!" 

 ahhahhahaha. She didn't know what hit her. -_-

Also the most awkwardist? Yes. wrote it first. awkwardist. 

The most awkwardist part of the day was when eight period class had to go to the library for GOD knows what, and I had to sit online because I have NO FRIENDS IN THAT CLASS!! (ahaha I put online. I mean I had to sit alone. ALONE peps!) 

0_0

And the two Polish Bitches I hate the most are in that class. 

Not saying all Poles are Bitches. 

Just them. 

And lets give these two Poles a name. 

Lets call brown haired pole numero uno Flip

and blondie can be Flops. 

So Flip and Flops were sitting together, being their annoying ugly ass selves. Flops kept looking toward my direction like she was going to do something. Flops don't kid yourself, your the world's stupidest brat. 

So Flops comes waltzing in my direction, like she's superior. LOLOLOL. 

CALM THE FUCK DOWN. OR as Jenna Marbles would say: PIPE THE FUCK DOWN!

Stop trying to assert yourself in my space. *Yo no sabe espanol. 

-orange juice, cream puffs, and lipstick OUT

(* Random moments)