Awkward

I can not. 

I can not

1. Let little ass bitches walk over me

2. Be affected by the stupid things people say about me

3. Let the little things go to my head

I swear today was again an awkward day. I feel that out of all of my awkward days, this one is the champion. The victor, the one who beat down all the other chosen awkward days. Literally slew the rest with an axe. Axe? axxxxxxxx.... ax. 

Okay, so lets begin with the fact that there is this annoying girl in my first period class, who says that I am not fit to be a mother. 

Now this naturally shouldn't annoy me. BUT. Who the fuck are you to say that about me. BITCH I DON'T KNOW YOU, AND YOU SURE AS HELL DON'T KNOW ME!

I'm sorry but aside from the small moments you see me in school you really really don't know me. 

I know I said that I didn't want children, but STILL. Plus do you know how awkward it is when someone is talking about you as low as they can but you still hear them?  #SOCIALFAIL

And you don't look like you could be a mother too, so pleeeeasssssssssee, don't say hypocritical Bullshit. 

 

*And ah don't even has a babiee.

Is there like some type of qualification for being a mother? Like specific qualifications. 

-I mean beside being a women, who menstruates.

Because I've seen some prrreetty neglectful moms. 

*And you look like a drug addict. Ok? OK? lmao ... cracking myself up on the www. And BITCHES should be more specific when they are trying to shit on someone. Like are you saying I won't be a GOOD MOM? or BAD MOM? lololol

So I have to do this project with this girl, and she needs a group to join, and she looks toward my typical group and I'm all like "hold up... hold up... I SAID HOLD UP BITCH!" 

 ahhahhahaha. She didn't know what hit her. -_-

Also the most awkwardist? Yes. wrote it first. awkwardist. 

The most awkwardist part of the day was when eight period class had to go to the library for GOD knows what, and I had to sit online because I have NO FRIENDS IN THAT CLASS!! (ahaha I put online. I mean I had to sit alone. ALONE peps!) 

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And the two Polish Bitches I hate the most are in that class. 

Not saying all Poles are Bitches. 

Just them. 

And lets give these two Poles a name. 

Lets call brown haired pole numero uno Flip

and blondie can be Flops. 

So Flip and Flops were sitting together, being their annoying ugly ass selves. Flops kept looking toward my direction like she was going to do something. Flops don't kid yourself, your the world's stupidest brat. 

So Flops comes waltzing in my direction, like she's superior. LOLOLOL. 

CALM THE FUCK DOWN. OR as Jenna Marbles would say: PIPE THE FUCK DOWN!

Stop trying to assert yourself in my space. *Yo no sabe espanol. 

-orange juice, cream puffs, and lipstick OUT

(* Random moments)